2007-03-29 Athlon

Compaq Athlon 1.3GHz with 500M RAM and 75G HD. Has a whole family's worth of users on it. Yum, delicious found data. Machine bluescreened on boot and seems to have io errors on the disk. But then also the main 71G partition is absolutely stuffed full, zero bytes available. Highlights:

• Program Files/Microsoft AntiSpyware is 4.1 G in size.
• An older male offspring has complete downloads in watchable but annoyingly bad quality of The O.C..
• Also a 90 minute porn movie, Ninfas en Hawaii, again pretty sketchy rip from DVD, seems like it was torrented. Two differently named copies present on HD.
• 10 or so topless pics from some female acquaintance of aforementioned offspring, She is referred to in AIM logs as his "hot cousin from Anyville". Note I changed the name of the town to protect the terminally clueless. She seems very proud of her mammary glands.
• Assorted porn pics sprinkled throughout caches, AIM logs and other random places.
• Lots of home movies involving the various younger offspring, edited and snazzed up with small stories etc and MSpaint style intertitles.
• Lots of AIM accounts with 4036 sessions recorded, along with pictures etc. A totally randomly chosen one (really!) starts like this (anonymized again):

   
     Friend (10:00:07 AM): yo
     User   (10:00:09 AM): yo
     User   (10:00:11 AM): what up killa
     Friend (10:00:15 AM): nm u
     User   (10:00:19 AM): nm'
     Friend (10:00:37 AM): you were supposed to call me yesterday douche bag
     User   (10:00:48 AM): i know cocksucker
     User   (10:00:54 AM): if i had something to tell you yet, i would have
     Friend (10:01:13 AM): what about the summer shit
     Friend (10:01:18 AM): send me an email
     User   (10:01:50 AM): oh yeah
     User   (10:01:55 AM): aight, i'll get on it
     User   (10:02:00 AM): those things are hard to find
     Friend (10:02:20 AM): wha d o you mean
     User   (10:02:58 AM): like,  it's  hard  to  find  good college
                           programs that aren't like all work for five weeks
     Friend (10:03:13 AM): oh yeah
     Friend (10:03:26 AM): is it 5 weeks
     User   (10:03:53 AM): i dont think so, how long do you want to go for
     User   (10:03:54 AM): about
     Friend (10:04:30 AM): i dunno whatever
     Friend (10:04:43 AM): not really long like 7 weeks though
     Friend (10:05:02 AM): are there choices
     User   (10:05:26 AM): yeah, but im still lookingh
     User   (10:05:34 AM): i'll email you all the choices by tonight
     Friend (10:06:22 AM): ok ggt
     Friend signed off at 10:06:24 AM.
  

  Thus do the high-flyers of tomorrow spend their time today.
• Lots of crude MSpaint drawn images.
• Firefox installed, heavy usage on both it and IE.
• 1500+ iTunes plus assorted other P2P acquired music. Summary by "artist":

      389 Compilations
       92
       79 Outkast
       74 The Notorious B.I.G_
       71 Dave Matthews Band
       40 Van Morrison
       38 Bruce Springsteen
       34 DMX
       28 Creedence Clearwater Revival
       27 The Offspring
       24 Dropkick Murphys
       22 The Beastie Boys
       20 Bob Dylan
       19 The Jam
       18 Green Day
       17 Sublime
       17 Jimi Hendrix
       16 LWL
       16 Jerky Boys
       16 Bob Marley
       15 Paul Weller
       15 Chili Peppers
       15 Blink-182
       14 Red Hot Chili Peppers
       14 NaS
       14 Metallica
       14 J-Kwon
       14 Jay-Z
       13 Pearl Jam
       13 Lit
       13 John Mayer
       13 Incubus
       13 Guns N' Roses
       13 Bob Marley & The Wailers
       13 Black Eyed Peas
       13 Barenaked Ladies
       13 Alien Ant Farm
       12 Will Smith
       12 Nirvana
       12 New Found Glory
       12 Midtown
       12 Matchbox Twenty
       11 The Strokes
       11 The Streets
       11 Death Cab For Cutie
       11 Counting Crows
       10 Jojo
       10 Franz Ferdinand 

• 3000+ mp3s, too lazy to document them at present.